{"product_id":"horror-onesie-too-cute","title":"Horror Onesie — Too Cute to Be This Creepy","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .sg-wrap {\n    font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\n    color: #1a1a1a;\n    line-height: 1.65;\n    max-width: 680px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    padding: 0 16px 32px;\n    box-sizing: border-box;\n  }\n  .sg-wrap * { box-sizing: border-box; }\n\n  .sg-hook {\n    font-size: clamp(22px, 4.5vw, 28px);\n    font-weight: 800;\n    color: #1a1a1a;\n    margin: 0 0 12px 0;\n    line-height: 1.2;\n    text-align: left;\n  }\n\n  .sg-intro {\n    font-size: clamp(15px, 1.8vw, 17px);\n    color: #333;\n    line-height: 1.7;\n    margin: 0 0 18px 0;\n    text-align: left;\n  }\n\n  .sg-intro strong {\n    color: #c0392b;\n    font-weight: 700;\n  }\n\n  .sg-video-wrap {\n    width: 100%;\n    max-width: 420px;\n    margin: 0 auto 20px;\n    background: #000;\n    border-radius: 12px;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    box-shadow: 0 4px 12px rgba(0,0,0,0.08);\n  }\n\n  .sg-video-wrap video {\n    width: 100%;\n    height: clamp(220px, 45vw, 360px);\n    object-fit: cover;\n    display: block;\n  }\n\n  .sg-list {\n    margin: 0 0 20px 0;\n    padding: 0;\n    list-style: none;\n  }\n\n  .sg-list li {\n    display: flex;\n    gap: 12px;\n    align-items: flex-start;\n    padding: 10px 0;\n    border-bottom: 1px solid #f5d0d0;\n    font-size: clamp(14px, 1.5vw, 15px);\n    color: #444;\n    line-height: 1.5;\n  }\n\n  .sg-list li:last-child { border-bottom: none; }\n\n  .sg-check {\n    width: 22px;\n    height: 22px;\n    min-width: 22px;\n    border-radius: 50%;\n    background: #c0392b;\n    display: flex;\n    align-items: center;\n    justify-content: center;\n    margin-top: 2px;\n    flex-shrink: 0;\n  }\n\n  .sg-check svg {\n    width: 12px;\n    height: 12px;\n    fill: none;\n    stroke: #fff;\n    stroke-width: 2.5;\n    stroke-linecap: round;\n    stroke-linejoin: round;\n  }\n\n  .sg-list li strong {\n    color: #c0392b;\n    font-weight: 700;\n  }\n\n  .sg-details {\n    background: #fdf5f5;\n    border: 1px solid #f5d0d0;\n    border-radius: 14px;\n    padding: 16px 18px;\n  }\n\n  .sg-details-title {\n    font-size: clamp(14px, 1.5vw, 16px);\n    font-weight: 800;\n    color: #1a1a1a;\n    margin: 0 0 10px 0;\n    text-align: left;\n  }\n\n  .sg-details-list {\n    list-style: none;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin: 0;\n  }\n\n  .sg-details-list li {\n    display: flex;\n    gap: 8px;\n    align-items: baseline;\n    padding: 5px 0;\n    font-size: clamp(13px, 1.3vw, 14px);\n    color: #444;\n    line-height: 1.4;\n    border-bottom: 1px solid #f5d0d0;\n  }\n\n  .sg-details-list li:last-child { border-bottom: none; }\n\n  .sg-details-list li strong {\n    color: #1a1a1a;\n    font-weight: 600;\n    min-width: 80px;\n  }\n\n  .sg-details-list li .detail-icon {\n    font-size: 14px;\n    flex-shrink: 0;\n    margin-right: 4px;\n  }\n\n  .sg-closing-hook {\n    font-size: clamp(15px, 1.8vw, 17px);\n    font-weight: 700;\n    color: #c0392b;\n    text-align: center;\n    margin: 18px 0 0 0;\n    padding-top: 14px;\n    border-top: 2px dashed #f5d0d0;\n  }\n\n  .sg-guarantee {\n    background: #c0392b;\n    color: #fff;\n    padding: 12px 16px;\n    border-radius: 30px;\n    font-size: clamp(13px, 1.3vw, 15px);\n    font-weight: 700;\n    text-align: center;\n    margin-top: 14px;\n    display: block;\n  }\n\n  @media (min-width: 560px) {\n    .sg-hook { font-size: 26px; }\n    .sg-intro { font-size: 16px; }\n    .sg-video-wrap video { height: 380px; }\n    .sg-details-list li { font-size: 14px; padding: 6px 0; }\n    .sg-details-list li strong { min-width: 100px; }\n  }\n\n  @media (max-width: 400px) {\n    .sg-wrap { padding: 0 10px 20px; }\n    .sg-hook { font-size: 19px; }\n    .sg-intro { font-size: 14px; }\n    .sg-list li { font-size: 13px; padding: 8px 0; }\n    .sg-check { width: 18px; height: 18px; min-width: 18px; }\n    .sg-check svg { width: 9px; height: 9px; }\n    .sg-details { padding: 12px; }\n    .sg-details-list li { font-size: 12px; }\n    .sg-details-list li strong { min-width: 60px; }\n    .sg-closing-hook { font-size: 14px; }\n    .sg-guarantee { font-size: 12px; padding: 10px 14px; }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sg-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HOOK – Scroll-stopping, emotionally charged, product-specific --\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"sg-hook\"\u003eZip Up. Become the Slasher.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c!-- INTRO – Warm, personal, makes the reader imagine the transformation --\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sg-intro\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHorror Onesie\u003c\/strong\u003e is your ticket to becoming the iconic horror character you grew up watching. Made from a soft, heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, this onesie is perfect for cozy Halloween nights, horror conventions, or just lounging at home. With a relaxed oversized fit and a detailed mask that looks incredible when fully zipped, it's cozy on the inside and terrifying on the outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 480px; margin: 20px auto; background: #000; border-radius: 8px; overflow: hidden;\"\u003e\n\u003cvideo autoplay=\"autoplay\" loop=\"loop\" muted=\"\" playsinline=\"\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 480px; object-fit: cover; display: block;\"\u003e\n    \u003csource src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/videos\/c\/o\/v\/e6e59654b808485d875ab3d599d29989.mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- BULLET POINTS – Benefit-led, punchy, zero repetition, emotionally compelling --\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"sg-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"sg-check\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 12 10\"\u003e\u003cpolyline points=\"1,5 4,8 11,1\"\u003e\u003c\/polyline\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIconic Horror Design\u003c\/strong\u003e – Become the horror icon you grew up watching with a detailed, screen-accurate design that looks incredible when fully zipped.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"sg-check\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 12 10\"\u003e\u003cpolyline points=\"1,5 4,8 11,1\"\u003e\u003c\/polyline\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e – Made from a soft, heavyweight cotton-blend fleece selected for warmth, comfort, and durability. Perfect for all-day wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"sg-check\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 12 10\"\u003e\u003cpolyline points=\"1,5 4,8 11,1\"\u003e\u003c\/polyline\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVersatile Wear\u003c\/strong\u003e – Designed for both costumes and everyday lounging. Wear it to Halloween parties, horror conventions, or movie nights at home.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"sg-check\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 12 10\"\u003e\u003cpolyline points=\"1,5 4,8 11,1\"\u003e\u003c\/polyline\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed Oversized Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e – Designed with a relaxed, oversized fit for maximum comfort. Order your usual size for the intended look, or size up for an extra baggy feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"sg-check\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 12 10\"\u003e\u003cpolyline points=\"1,5 4,8 11,1\"\u003e\u003c\/polyline\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCozy Halloween Nights\u003c\/strong\u003e – Perfect for snuggling up with your partner or the whole family, wrapped up in warmth while watching your favorite horror films.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- QUICK GLANCE – Clean, scannable specs --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sg-details\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"sg-details-title\"\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"sg-details-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"detail-icon\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Horror Onesie\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"detail-icon\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft, Heavyweight Cotton-Blend Fleece\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"detail-icon\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed Oversized Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"detail-icon\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Halloween, Conventions, Lounging, Movie Nights\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"detail-icon\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine Washable\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSING GUARANTEE CARD – Warm, confident, trust-building --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sg-details\" style=\"margin-top: 20px; background: #fdf5f5; border-color: #f5d0d0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"sg-details-title\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOwn the Night in Comfort\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; font-size: clamp(14px, 1.4vw, 15px); color: #444; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 10px 0;\"\u003eWe believe in quality that brings your favorite characters to life. 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